Previously on Big Brother: The whole season. This probably isn’t the best episode to start with.

I’ll be recapping the first hour of the episode, and Myndi will have Hour Two for you tomorrow. And we’re a little slaphappy at the end of the season, so there’s a chance that we’re just going to totally start lying about what’s happening on screen (Not me!  I'll stay true to my word!--Myndi).

So when last we saw the houseguests, Kevin and Jordan had each won a round of the final competition. Natalie won nothing, which is as it should be. And now Julie Chen is live, and she appears to be wearing a Slanket (see, we said "Snuggie", well my husband did, but the Slanket is the original!--Myndi). One last chance to have your water break on air, Julie!

Magic Voice recaps the season, and isn’t it hard to remember that the cliques happened this season? It feels like Bush was still President back then. And remember when Chima went crazy? That was awesome. Also, we all love Jeff and the recap reminds us of that, every chance it gets. It’s actually amazing how you can recap the entire season and only mention Natalie maybe twice. Was she on the show from the beginning? And man, there was a lot of shouting this season.