American Idol Rewind: The Top-8 Girls and Top-8 Guys Perform (Mar 10)
Written by Don Kowalewski   
Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:50
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If you're worried you missed the American Idol recap from yesterday, worry not. I didn't finish in time. Tuesday nights are tough. First, there's Idol, and then there's Lost. And after Lost, there's the period of time following Lost when I just sigh and gasp and lament the fact my brain can't quite figure it out. Then I have my full time job ...er, jobs. Being a Superhero Supermodel Superspy takes alot of my time, and sometimes I get called to a Paris runway to thwart some diamond thieves, and my Seqway only moves so fast. So, geesh, get off my back (for readers who also look for my Bachelor recaps and Survivor recaps, same excuse).

Wow! These two nights went fast. On Tuesday I went and made a pot of coffee, moved a load from the washer to the dryer, cracked open a bag of Dahrma pretzels and ...whoa ...American Idol was over. Eight performances in an hour with very little kibitzing and I didn't even know what hit me. Well, nothing hit me ...again. Luckily, there were a few bright spots on Wednesday.

So far, I feel like I'm on a roller coaster and I'm going up that first hill and my stomach is tied in knots. I hate roller coasters. Not because of the speed and the falling, but because of that first hill.

 
Spunkybean Classic: Mad Men Action Figures
Written by Myndi Weinraub & EJ Feddes   
Thursday, 11 March 2010 14:00
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Note:  It was announced this week that Mattel is planning a line of Barbie dolls based on Mad Men.  We're pretty excited about the opportunity to own tiny versions of Don, Betty, Joan, and Roger, but we couldn't help but think it sounded a little familar.  Back in 2008, Myndi and EJ wrote a piece about Mad Men action figuresFrankly, we hope Mattel incorporates some of our suggested features into their own line. 

We here at spunkybean don’t get free previews, or early scoops, or even acknowledgment from the entertainment industry. That’s why we were shocked to receive a press release from Menken Toys, announcing their new line of Mad Men action figures. Sure, a critically acclaimed drama set in the advertising business in the early 1960’s doesn’t seem like it would be ideal for a toy line, but we do love our merchandising.

Here’s an exclusive look at the first wave of Mad Men action figures – get those Christmas lists ready!

Note: All figures include a lighter, pack of cigarettes, and tumbler.

Don Draper – Everybody’s favorite ad man comes dressed in his best suit and removable hat. And thanks to voice chip technology, Don can dismiss and devastate any other action figure around with phrases including: “That’ll be all,” “There is no system. The universe is indifferent,” “I’m not going to let a woman speak to me like this,” “What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons,” and “At a certain point, seduction is over and force is actually being requested.” And, of course, he includes his Box of Secrets, for hours of fun.

NOTE: Certain specialty retailers will also receive the Dick Whitman with Pants-Wetting Action variant.

 
Celebrity Apprentice Season 3 - Snap Judgments
Written by Myndi Weinraub & EJ Feddes   
Friday, 12 March 2010 10:00
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"She's a poker player!  A poker player!"
 
 That's right, it's Celebrity Apprentice time again.  Last season we learned that Jesse James is surprisingly hilarious, Joan Rivers invokes Hitler much too casually, Clint Black is way creepier than you would have thought, and that Donald Trump wants to make out with Dennis Rodman.  We learn some fascinating things about the famous, and the people who are supposedly famous even though we've actually never heard of them before. 
 
This year, Donald Trump has a whole new crop of retarded baby ducklings to scold, hit on, and fire for completely random reasons.  Some of them you'll know, some of them will be new, and you will be shocked that at least one of them was even asked to appear.  So who's going to lose their minds this year?  EJ and Myndi are here to tell you who they are and how likely they are to inspire serious creepiness from Trump.
 
Rod Blagojevich – Are you ready to have your mind blown?  My spellcheck does not flag “Blagojevich” as a misspelled word!  In fact, it corrects me when I misspell it.  The disgraced Governor’s appearance here is a little bit depressing, but I think it will also be fantastically entertaining.  After all, this is a competition that gets by mostly on the Freak Factor.  I feel like he won’t be good at anything, and everybody will make fun of him, and I’ve got no problem with that.  And if you’ve ever heard Rod protest his innocence, it’s clear that he’s either serious (about the fact that he believes he didn’t do anything – not that he’s actually without blame) or the most elaborate liar in history.  Delusional?  Liar?  Either way, I can’t wait to watch what happens when Trump awkwardly brings up his ongoing case.  (ej)
 
LOST Revisited: 6-7 "Dr. Linus"
Written by EJ Feddes   
Wednesday, 10 March 2010 00:59
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“I watched my daughter Alex die in front of me, and it was my fault. I had a chance to save her, but I chose the Island. Over her. All in the name of Jacob. I sacrificed everything for him, and he didn’t even care.” – Benjamin “Benry” Linus

I’ve made no secret of the fact that Locke is my favorite character on Lost, and in fact, on television. My second favorite? Benry. Man, I loved this episode.

I’m going to say right now that this episode seems to have a lot of literary and historical references that will warrant more thought than I can muster right now, so I’ll be looking more at those for the Pre-Game. There’s still more than enough to deal with tonight, including some surprising background on Timeline X.

We begin on the Island, which is unusual these days. Benry hooks up with Ilana and her merry band again after fleeing the temple. And then, it’s off to Timeline X, where Dr. Linus is giving a lecture on Napoleon. “It was on this Island where everything changed”, he says of Elba, and truer words were never spoken. He also mentions how Napoleon kept his title, but was exiled with no real power. Who do you suppose that refers to? I think it’s an allusion to Smokey – he wants off the Island, after all. You could also make the case that it’s supposed to invoke Jacob, though.

 
LOST Revisited: Pre-Game for "Dr. Linus"
Written by EJ Feddes   
Monday, 08 March 2010 21:40
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All right, the Oscars are over, and we can get back to what’s really important – Lost. Still, congratulations to Evangeline Lilly. Kate did, as I mentioned a couple of weeks back, have a small role in Best Picture winner The Hurt Locker. I consider that a win for Team Lost.

Before we get to the big points, let me cite spunkybuddy Jackie, who thinks it’s significant that we haven’t seen Richard “Batmanuel” Alpert in a couple of weeks now. He was running for the Temple last time we saw him, and it seems like he should have gotten there by now. And yet, we didn’t see him at all. I have to think Richard has some kind of plan, or at least a really good hiding place. As I mentioned before, Lost is cyclical, but now the major players all know that the cycle is broken and it’s heading to some kind of ending. Jacob and Silas had centuries to play Spy vs. Spy, and now Jacob’s dead, and Silas is stuck in Locke’s form. The Lighthouse is broken, the Temple laid waste – for the first time, they have doubts about the outcome of their conflict. Maybe Richard has an “In Case of Apocalyptic Emergency Break Glass” task of his own. In the next few weeks, he’s getting a flashback episode of his own, which kind of sounds like the best thing ever.

Here’s what I’ve been thinking about this week…

 
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